4 Reasons Why Hot People Should Not Breed or Why Ugly People Should Remain Existant. (idea from nurul)

Go Hayley! Nice red hair at work. Someday, i’m gonna dye my hair to that colour.

 

“Omg! Hot people should not breed!” That was what Nurul said out aloud and apparently, I was there to hear it. I think its so true. On my way back home, i was thinking of reasons of why hot people should not breed. (joking la, actualli, thinking of the reasons as i am blogging. lol) Here we go.! (some reasons might sound lame, so bear with me)

REASON #01

If everyone was a hottie, it would be very hard to pick a girl/boyfriend out the hot bunch. The situation would be like bringing me to a branded drum shop and asking me to pick a drumset among the other drumsets. I CAN”T MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE! The only difference between the two is when can you BANG them (girl/boyfriend),(drumset)??

REASON #02

Everyone likes hot people with medium to big tits or for the girls, oversized muscles. But what if everywhere you go, hot people are around you and you are always feeling warmer than usual. Imagine in the MRT. You’re a guy crammed in the MRT with hot babes squeezing among each other for space, tits rubbing against one another? (uuhh!uhhh! spillage). That would be too hot to handle, wouldnt it?? That’s where ugly people comes in. Stare at them and this will neutralise the body heat to normal temperature. It does work. I hope……

REASON #03

Usually, the uglier, the smarter. The hotter, the stupidier (its that even an existant word???) Unless we want our future government to be damn stupid and make silly laws such as “ONLY EMO HAIRS ARE ALLOWED FOR NSMEN”, let’s keep the ugly going.

REASON #04

We need these ugly people for our “before and after” advertisements. You can’t expect hot people to model for that kind of advertisments can’t you??

“BEFORE: Wow, this girl looks quite hot what.. AFTER: Err, this girl looks quite hot what…ehh dejavu?”

What we want to hear is this.

“BEFORE: OMFG!! $%@&. I’ve seen garbage that is hotter than this!…AFTER: OMFG!! Is that really her?! Damn hot laa!”

Credits goes to Nurul for the contribution of the “hot people should not breed” statement.