Dear Mr Privates, The Hair Family Is Coming Over For Dinner Tonight

“Is that a bee stuck in your hair, I see??”

The video below is screamingly funny, if you know what i mean. It’s a collaboration between the band I Set My Friends On Fire (the duo above) and the famous Smosh guy from Youtube. The video is about sex education. Enjoy!

End Of The Line, Mr. Polarski…

“Meet my two friends from America….yeah right, Ridwan. Like that’s ever going to happen.”

“KELONG, SIPAKU KELONG!”

Go to hell, Performances. Hello, Life! All our performances have just ended and this huge heavy feeling has been lifted off from me. It feels as if there were some TAF Club members sitting on me and now they decided to go for a McDonalds meal. Anyways, I feel much better, now that i’ve “unofficially” quit band (just told them that i’m not coming for a LONG LONG time cause i’m busy), performances have stopped and back to being a normal dude again. So you might be SUDDENLY asking, “Hmm, so Ridwan, since you are quite free now, how are you going to spend all these free time?” My answer would definitely be, “looking at chicks, of course”

As we all know, NYP has its own set of hot chicks (eye candies) and the “not so hot” chicks (eye blinders). So, my advice to all those eye candies out there, please, if you are looking for a poly to join, please enrol in NYP and not some other shitass JCs. Even if you have the brains, if you aren’t hot, then jump down from Causeway Point because no one will want to employ you. Lol.         “I’m an asshole”

One Day, A Goat Bit Me So I Bang It.

4 handsome guys, 1 hot girl in dress..do the math…

I just thought i came up lame ass random shit title that might be funny just for fun. Maybe might use it as a song title. Lol

Right now, i can’t think of anything i should blog about. I seriously am out of ideas on what to blog. Haha. SO this post is to basically tell everyone that my blog will turning into a new direction. Instead of blogging and ranting about my f%%@# up life, i’m gonna blog about interesting, some may be mature content or just pure lameness.

I don’t know the future of this blog, just like I don’t know what colour underwear i’m wearing tomorrow to school. SO just drop by this blog, read light-heartedly. Don’t think anything seriously. (Seriously, DON”T) And take good care of your siblings, mom, dad, your pet hamster and your neighbour’s cat. (told you it was lame and u are still reading it.)

4 Reasons Why Hot People Should Not Breed or Why Ugly People Should Remain Existant. (idea from nurul)

Go Hayley! Nice red hair at work. Someday, i’m gonna dye my hair to that colour.

 

“Omg! Hot people should not breed!” That was what Nurul said out aloud and apparently, I was there to hear it. I think its so true. On my way back home, i was thinking of reasons of why hot people should not breed. (joking la, actualli, thinking of the reasons as i am blogging. lol) Here we go.! (some reasons might sound lame, so bear with me)

REASON #01

If everyone was a hottie, it would be very hard to pick a girl/boyfriend out the hot bunch. The situation would be like bringing me to a branded drum shop and asking me to pick a drumset among the other drumsets. I CAN”T MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE! The only difference between the two is when can you BANG them (girl/boyfriend),(drumset)??

REASON #02

Everyone likes hot people with medium to big tits or for the girls, oversized muscles. But what if everywhere you go, hot people are around you and you are always feeling warmer than usual. Imagine in the MRT. You’re a guy crammed in the MRT with hot babes squeezing among each other for space, tits rubbing against one another? (uuhh!uhhh! spillage). That would be too hot to handle, wouldnt it?? That’s where ugly people comes in. Stare at them and this will neutralise the body heat to normal temperature. It does work. I hope……

REASON #03

Usually, the uglier, the smarter. The hotter, the stupidier (its that even an existant word???) Unless we want our future government to be damn stupid and make silly laws such as “ONLY EMO HAIRS ARE ALLOWED FOR NSMEN”, let’s keep the ugly going.

REASON #04

We need these ugly people for our “before and after” advertisements. You can’t expect hot people to model for that kind of advertisments can’t you??

“BEFORE: Wow, this girl looks quite hot what.. AFTER: Err, this girl looks quite hot what…ehh dejavu?”

What we want to hear is this.

“BEFORE: OMFG!! $%@&. I’ve seen garbage that is hotter than this!…AFTER: OMFG!! Is that really her?! Damn hot laa!”

Credits goes to Nurul for the contribution of the “hot people should not breed” statement.

Soon..soon..it’ll all be over…

just chilling out on sunday afternoon. with nothing to do. revisions later but ya, currently nothing to do.

anyways, i’m hope all of my performances are ending soon. we have three more peformances this month and after that, we are free from any performances. (that is if we are not invited to play again at some other shitass event) When this is all over, i’m going to enjoy my time as a normal 18 year old dude. I always get jealous seeing other people leaving their life. They are so carefree, with nothing to worry about. Walking in shopping centres just enjoying themselves. ME?? I’m stuck here in NYP, always thinking about stuff like projects, percussion ensemble and never about girls. Hell, i don’t even have time for girls. haha. But that doesnt really bother me.

What bothers me is that this year and last year was such a major difference in terms of schedule. Last year, i had much free time with me and that i was able to enjoy myself slacking in the library. BUT NOW! WTF! I seldom go to the library to slack and look at girls. Haiz. Sad life. So those people out there who are so free, Ridwan over here, is so jealous! Maybe it’s time i quickly find a replacement to replace me. Who knows, the replacement sucks or the replacement is better than me.

Right now, i don’t think anyone is suitable enough to take over my post. My honest opinion.

A VACANT AFFAIR!!!

A Vacant Affair!

Just came back from weekend trip, and i must say it was very nice indeed. Vermillion was super hardcore, those scene kids were like moshing and hardcore dancing away. Me and Hanaffe were at the sidelines just admiring the guitar and drum works of Vermillion. Their songs were super hardcore and it made me wanna just get into the circle pit and mosh my way in. But my body structure definitely cannot survive in that kind of “hellish situation”.

Anyways, there were so darn many pretty and hot babes man. All with eyeliners and skinny jeans with such revealing cleavages. OMG! I was like, “i would like to BANG those RACK TOMS, if you know what i mean”. Seriously, guys in my class should go for these kind of babes, not the school and academic type ones. Those are boring. Having said that, there were many hot babes that caught my attention. haha

So, the last act was A Vacant Affair, and my, was it hardcore. Everyone was screaming to the lyrics. Matt, AVA’s vocalist, was screaming his guts out. All in all, A Vacant Affair has made my Saturday night.

ROCK ON, A VACANT AFFAIR!

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k. to all my readers, (i hope i have some readers…) today, i’m not gonna blog how boring my life is, or how tiring i am, or how i going to jump down from a 50 storey building because of all the stress from percussion ensemble, but i going to blog about the incident that i read in the news today.

Its about the malay guy who was mauled to death by three white tigers. i mean c’mon. That was definitely a sight to see man. Like real life gore and faces of death in front of you. What i don’t understand is why the hell did guy went to into the tigers’ area in the first place. If it’s suicide he wanted, he can call me what. Can reccommend him some method what like shoving a cologne up his ass and then setting it on fire. That would definitely be a sight. Bbqed “satay”!!

Anyways, this is a such a boring topic. Let’s talk about sex, I mean, girls. I didnt realise that ever since after our semester break, all the things that my friends are talking about are girls, girls and more girls. I’m like, “ok, why the sudden interest in GIRLS?” haha. Just kidding. Anyway, Joey, if you are reading this post, you should be scared cuz Allah is watching. And to Kelvin, Jermaine and Aloysius, can’t you guys like pick hotter girls to be your eyes candies. Like the ones you guys have now is above average but now hitting GODLIKE. Get what i mean? haha.

Anyway, said my peace. Looking forward to next wednesday’s lunchtime concert. BALLROOM AND FOREIGN BODIES! Confirm plus guarantee chop got a lot of hot girls. Me and Lun Tat will be definitely scouting and opening our eyes much bigger than usual. haha.!

8 Reasons Why I Think Resort Management Is Not Suitable For Me

 

Trust me. The pic has nothing to do with resort management.

 

Some reasons why i think my course is kinda not suitable for me.

1) I hate wearing formal wears. Makes my leg look super long as compared to my short torso.

2) I hate to go for meetings where I will get bored to death by speeches

3) I hate to be bossed around by nerdy looking bosses with pants that are high and glasses the size of D’ size cups

4) When i’m supposed to think of formulas to solve questions, all i can think of are rudiments to apply in my drumming

5) I watch more drumming videos than secreatary-boss office sex

6) Music is so much better than tossing guests into hotel rooms

7) MUSIC: When I’m mad, I trash the drums. RM: When I’m mad, i trash the hotel rooms (so not encouraged!)

Musical chicks are hotter than hotel chicks!

Ridwan is a bad bad bad boy!

The three coolest metalcore heads on the planet!

How cool do the three of us look?? haha. Those two are my best buddies and jokers in the percussion ensemble. Swear to god, they are so funny and lame and if the three of us together, that’s it man. All hell breaks the funny bones. (dun even know what the hell does that mean.haha) Anyway, i’ve been a bad boy recently, sleeping during lectures and not doing tutorials. This is the first time i felt so “rebellious” in poly. But i cant help it. I’m just too tired from all the events that are going around me and all the thoughts that are always occupying my head. BAND, BAND. PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE, PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE. I think my purpose going to school is just to go to those ccas.

I’m dying here. I hope no more performances are coming up. I think all of us are too tired. I’m bloody tired. Have to always plan and liaise with the different in charges for performances. Picking up calls from in-charges for the performances. I’m just too tired now. Even though i like doing this for the ensemble but right now, all i want is some free time to slack and drink some ice chocolate at cafes. And just chill out. Is that hard to ask for??!!

That shows how angry i am! (except for the “I SUCKED HIS COCK” part). Today, the most irritating shit just happened to me. I couldn’t access NYP’s CMS, which is like a website in NYP where we get our lectures and tutorials. And now, out of no shitass reason, my bloody laptop cant access to all the modules. SHIT! Now i can’t open all my tutorials and lectures and i have to get help from my classmates. CMS sucks. The world sucks. (sorry, sidetracked for a moment). Because og this, it totally ruin my whole day and now, i don’t even feel like doing tutorial for tomorrow. Yes, this is Ridwan. No longer the “Obedient One” as Eugene says.

Until this problem is solved, i think my mood will be so cranky and start blaming NYP for such a **beep** up homework website. And don’t get me started on the stupid technology that NYP forced us to use which is the “HeuCampooooos”. That shitass application is darn troublesome. Not only does it lags, some of the tutors don’t even know how to effieciently use that son of a bitch. Do people who use HeuCampus score very well in exams?!! If it doesn’t, then why the **beep** are they still implementing it??! Stick to the old-fashion way studying. Look at Joey. That guy practically never logged in to the HeuCampus, and still he scores well. WTF??!

People should think before implementing anything first. Something like HeuCampus is more of a burden than an effiecient application. Why bother keeping up with trend when you are always going to have problems here and there and it does not speed up the process???!!! HeuCampus and CMS both **beep**ing SUCKS!